Cookies for Breakfast: So a Girl Walks into a Comedy Club.... 


This is something that happened to a friend of mine in her own words.

So, on Friday night my friend and I were at her house and wanted to get out and do something for the evening. We brainstormed ideas and she brought up the idea of seeing a show at the Laugh Factory. I’d never been, I thought…

Easily offended people shouldn’t go to comedy clubs, amirite?

Nom Nom Paleo: Homemade Coconut Butter 


Paleo food maven Melissa “Melicious” Joulwan is awesome in so many ways, but her greatest contribution to society is her easy recipe for making homemade coconut butter.

Here’s what I gathered to make my own batch:

  • 8 ounce package of Let’s Do Organic Unsweetened Shredded Coconut
  • 1 tablespoon melted coconut oil

Nom Nom Paleo: Macadamia Nut Oil Mayonnaise 


There are some wonderful recipes on the interwebs for making Paleo mayonnaise. In particular, Melissa Joulwan has a fantastic one as do the lovely folks at Food Lovers Primal Palate. Why am I adding another recipe to the mix? Well, this one you can make without a blender…and I didn’t…

Dear awesomely long nails, what the fuck happened?


Painting Photographs by Rob and Nick Carter

Dear tumblr, I lost 7 lbs. Still have rolls. Fuck.

Dear tumblr, I lost 7 lbs. Still have rolls. Fuck.

Food Escapades: The Recipes: Pecan Cookie Waffles with Honey-Cinnamon Butter 



Honey-Cinnamon Butter
1/2 cup LAND O LAKES® Unsalted or Salted Butter, softened
3 tablespoons honey
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
3/4 cup Fisher® Chef’s Naturals® Chopped Pecans
1 roll (16.5 oz) Pillsbury® refrigerated sugar cookies
1 teaspoon vanilla
1/2 cup half-and-half

cut all hair off.


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guy’s hilarious.

guy’s hilarious.

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