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Cookies for Breakfast: So a Girl Walks into a Comedy Club.... 

breakfastcookie:

This is something that happened to a friend of mine in her own words.

So, on Friday night my friend and I were at her house and wanted to get out and do something for the evening. We brainstormed ideas and she brought up the idea of seeing a show at the Laugh Factory. I’d never been, I thought…

Easily offended people shouldn’t go to comedy clubs, amirite?

Nom Nom Paleo: Homemade Coconut Butter 

nomnompaleo:

Paleo food maven Melissa “Melicious” Joulwan is awesome in so many ways, but her greatest contribution to society is her easy recipe for making homemade coconut butter.

Here’s what I gathered to make my own batch:

  • 8 ounce package of Let’s Do Organic Unsweetened Shredded Coconut
  • 1 tablespoon melted coconut oil

Nom Nom Paleo: Macadamia Nut Oil Mayonnaise 

nomnompaleo:

There are some wonderful recipes on the interwebs for making Paleo mayonnaise. In particular, Melissa Joulwan has a fantastic one as do the lovely folks at Food Lovers Primal Palate. Why am I adding another recipe to the mix? Well, this one you can make without a blender…and I didn’t…

Dear awesomely long nails, what the fuck happened?

black-tangled-heart:

Painting Photographs by Rob and Nick Carter

Dear tumblr, I lost 7 lbs. Still have rolls. Fuck.

Dear tumblr, I lost 7 lbs. Still have rolls. Fuck.

Food Escapades: The Recipes: Pecan Cookie Waffles with Honey-Cinnamon Butter 

foodescapadesrecipes:

Ingredients:

Honey-Cinnamon Butter
1/2 cup LAND O LAKES® Unsalted or Salted Butter, softened
3 tablespoons honey
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
Waffles
3/4 cup Fisher® Chef’s Naturals® Chopped Pecans
1 roll (16.5 oz) Pillsbury® refrigerated sugar cookies
2 EGGLAND’S BEST eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla
1/2 cup half-and-half

cut all hair off.

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guy’s hilarious.

guy’s hilarious.

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